Clumpy Sperm

slapshot_oi · #1 Feb 15, 2008, 04:34 PM

Alright this is kinda nasty so I have to ask all of you.

Only when I'm with a girl--as opposed to myself, I'm not into dudes in case that's what you may have been thinking--do I ejaculate a lot of semen and far, as in the wall adjacent to my headboard shows the wear of 3 1/2 years of college.

Anyway, when I ejaculate, the semen immediately coagulates, and has a yellowish tinge. The ex-girlfriend thought this may be a problem and scared me straight about shooting blanks. I suppose I should get tested to see if my swimmers are working, but I'd figure I'd ask around first.

Handyman2007 · Feb 15, 2008, 07:08 PM

You may not believe this but your diet has a lot to do with your semen. If in doubt, see a Dr or urologist to rule out any medical problems, College---do you drink??? Do you smoke?? Why are you aiming at the wall/ Dude,

FallenFromGrace · Feb 15, 2008, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by slapshot_oi

do I ejaculate a lot of semen and far, as in the wall adjacent to my headboard shows the wear of 3 1/2 years of college.

I don't know.. I wasn't there.

slapshot_oi · Feb 16, 2008, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Handyman2007

You may not believe this but your diet has a lot to do with your semen. If in doubt, see a Dr or urologist to rule out any medical problems, College---do you drink??? Do you smoke?? Why are you aiming at the wall/ Dude,

That seems like a valid answer, it would make sense because I have a pretty one-dimensional diet and I drink Thursday through Saturday and smoke cigarettes on occasion; never weed or any other dugs.

My diet is tap water, pasta, and an Italian sub about three times a week. I'm a poor college student, and pasta is the only food that will last for ages, so I buy it in bulk.

I don't aim, it's just high PSI.

Choux · Feb 16, 2008, 05:15 PM

diseased ejaculate, yuck!!

ISneezeFunny · Feb 16, 2008, 05:21 PM

high psi probably just tells me that you're more excited when with a girl rather than your friend rosy palms.

yellow tint...just means...yellow tint. sperm's not ENTIRELY white.

clumpiness just means you're relatively dehydrated. drink more water.

don't hit the wall. that'd disgusting.

simoneaugie · Feb 16, 2008, 10:02 PM

Peanut butter and oatmeal have a long shelf life...Have you tried hitting the toilet? I'm not a guy, but this seems like it would be efficient. All that aside, hard squrters are like, the best!

slapshot_oi · Feb 18, 2008, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by simoneaugie

Peanut butter and oatmeal have a long shelf life...Have you tried hitting the toilet? I'm not a guy, but this seems like it would be efficient. All that aside, hard squrters are like, the best!

I appreciate the suggestion, but I don't think that would sit well with any woman if I inexplicably ran straight to the bathroom just to save my walls from a spray.

Really, you ladies dig that? It usually catches them off guard the first couple times, especially oral. Alright I should stop.



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