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    Edensmimi Posts: 105, Reputation: 7
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    #1

    Aug 22, 2007, 01:15 PM
    The Colonoscopy and Beer
    The Colonoscopy

    I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.
    His new nurse, Betty, took me to an examining room
    And told me to get undressed and have a seat
    Until the doctor could see me.
    She said that he would only be a few minutes.

    After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down.
    While waiting I observed that there were three items
    On a stand next to the exam table:
    A Tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove and a beer.

    When the doctor finally came in I said,
    "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam.
    I know what the K-Y is for and I know what the glove is for,

    But can you tell me what the BEER is for ?

    At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed
    Over to the door
    He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse......

    Darn it Betty !!!!!!!!!!!
    I said a BUTT LIGHT"
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    Aug 22, 2007, 01:25 PM
    I know I might sounds dumb but I don't get it
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    Edensmimi Posts: 105, Reputation: 7
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    #3

    Aug 22, 2007, 01:28 PM
    Butt Light= Bud Lite (beer) Hope this helps
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    Aug 22, 2007, 01:29 PM
    Yeah but how does beer relate?
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    Aug 22, 2007, 01:34 PM
    Ok foxy here it is in a nutshell, he asked for a Butt light to perform the colonoscopy and the nurse thought he said BUD LITE so she brought him a beer... I am a blonde oh wait hubby says bottle blondes are just "light headed" brunettes lmao
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    Aug 22, 2007, 01:36 PM
    Giggle...
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    Aug 22, 2007, 02:06 PM
    That's silly!

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