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    hbug Posts: 27, Reputation: 5
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    #1

    Jul 25, 2010, 07:07 PM
    I need jokes about short people. Good ones.
    I'm short and people are always giving the lamest short jokes to me. I just want to know if anyone out there has some comedic talent rather then "hows the weather down there" and "your not short your funsized"
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    Jul 25, 2010, 10:56 PM

    There was one about a small person in an elevator, but I can't remember the details:) I'm sure your imagination will figure it out:)
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    #3

    Jul 25, 2010, 11:16 PM

    Do u ever have a problem with the curbs being built to close to your butt?

    Chuck
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    Jul 26, 2010, 01:58 AM

    I don't have to worry about getting hit by the ceiling fan.
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    Jul 26, 2010, 03:14 PM
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    Haha I like that one :)
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    Jul 29, 2010, 09:14 AM

    Anything related to needing a car seat is good - when at a restaurant, asking for a booster seat is a good one - getting coupons or sale fliers for sales in the kiddie section could work, something like 'oh, I saw this in the paper, thought you might use it'...
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    Jul 29, 2010, 01:02 PM

    How about I bet when you sneeze you hit your head on the ground.
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    Nov 14, 2011, 05:37 PM
    Haha you're the only person I know that feet hang over tha curb when your sitting down
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    Nov 29, 2011, 10:16 PM
    You're so short, you can sit on the curb and swing your legs

    You're so short, you never have to pay for the subway because you can just walk under the turnstiles

    You're so short, you have to look up to look down

    You're so short, you need a ladder to get up to the BOTTOM bunk

    You're so short, you can tread water in a kiddie pool

    You're so short, you can see your feet in your driver's license photo

    You're so short, you use the handicap ramp because the stairs are too much of a climb

    You're so short, when you tell people "I'm not happy," they ask which dwarf you are instead

    You're so short, you can't buy anything from the store because the cashiers can't see you under the counter

    You're so short, you're the last one to know when it rains

    You're so short, it takes you less time to put pants on than anyone else

    You're so short, people see you on St. Patrick's day and ask you where your pot of gold is

    You're so short, when you get insulted you try to kick people's ankles
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    Feb 8, 2012, 05:42 PM
    Hey I heard there's a ladder sale why don't u buy one.
    I wonder what age you got your growth spurt... I guess it never happened yet.

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